There are 3 amazing things about Mutt Lynch's in Newport Beach:
1) The amazing size of the schooner beers are like WMDs for sobriety.
2) The amazing size of mimosa schooners use a whole bottle of champagne, again WMDs.
3) The number of sweat glands in Newport Beach increases 100 times when people from the IE (inland empire) flood into Mutts for the iconic beach bar that it is.
Mutts is a great place to watch NFL at the end of the peak beach going season. The people watching opportunities and Mutt Lynch's are hard to beat. Newport peninsula has a boardwalk that provides a nonstop source of local entertainment. From beach babes to beach bumbs, the free human entertainment is practically non-stop.
By far the best were those tanked and already 86'ed from Mutt's. Imagine seeing fratboys who can't hold their liquor trying to run a PR campaign with the bouncers in order to beg their way back into the bar. We'll be back soon.
